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Friday, July 19, 2013

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 21, 2013

This B list reality star from a very hit network reality show spent her time at Sundance going from one swag suite to the next picking up as much as she could and is selling it all on ebay. No wonder she was asking for two or three of every item. With as much stuff as she got, she will probably make close to $50K.

Karina Smirnoff

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 21, 2013

This a-hole of a singer was at a club for five minutes when a group of women approached him. He said he was busy and wanted to know which one, if any would have sex with him right then. One woman said she would so they went upstairs to a hotel room and had sex and then came back down after.

Chris Brown

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 19, 2013

This B list reality star has a significant other. She always says it is serious and they are committed to each other, but he sure never acts that way. In the past few days he has been left alone and spent an hour hitting on this foreign born B list all movie actress. She kept trying to get away from him and talking to other people and he kept drinking and hitting on her and touching her and grabbing her arm until she was forced to just leave the event to get away from him.

Kourtney Kardashian/Scott Disick/Noomi Rapace

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 18, 2013

For the second time in the past two years, this A list all movie actress is sleeping with a guy who also slept with her daughter.

Demi Moore

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 18, 2013

This former A list all movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has dropped to a B because of her crippling depression which makes her unable to work much had a recent relapse. She had been doing much better and had been taking her meds, but decided she didn't need them and ended up holed up in her hotel room out of the country for a few days and would not come out. Finally she let one of her friends in who said that our actress needed to be at an event and that she was getting paid to be there and our actress got up, got dressed and was out the door and acted like nothing had happened. She is really on the edge.

Catherine Zeta Jones

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 17, 2013

This former B list tweener and now an actress out looking for a job was barred from bringing her unemployed, homeless, boyfriend to this reunion party of a very very hit tweener show for which they both used to work. Our actress showed up anyway and was whacked out of her mind on something so photos of her at the party acting crazy have all been confiscated. They think. Her parents want to do an intervention.

Jennette McCurdy

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 17, 2013

I probably did not need to know this or imagine it in my head, but the ex-girlfriend of this LA Lakers player is telling everyone that the player pleasures himself in his sleep. Loudly. Every night. Want me to narrow it down? Foreign born Lakers player.

Steve Nash

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 17, 2013

This former B list television actress from a very hit show does absolutely nothing now except dump money into a money losing venture. Things have got so bad that our actress doesn't even have enough money to pay all the parking tickets she has accumulated throughout the last year and as a result is driving on expired tags. Her boyfriend has been giving her money to live, but nothing extra to dig her out of her hole.

Mischa Barton

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 17, 2013

This A++ list all movie actor is leaving his reality star girlfriend hanging. He has not told her if she is going to get to go to the Academy Awards with him or if everything is over. When asked last night about what dress she was going to wear she almost started crying when she said she didn't know if she was going to go.

George Clooney/Stacy Keibler

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 16, 2013

I don't think this former A list celebrity and still one in his own mind was expecting his A+ list celebrity girlfriend to just move into his place. She did though. Doesn't trust the boyfriend but wants to be with him and knows he will cheat if given the chance so she has moved in with him and makes him keep his phone where she can see it. This is not going to end well. He liked his space, but also loves the sex with her. He is waiting her out. Knows she has a busy schedule.

John Mayer/Katy Perry

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 16, 2013

This B list celebrity who hosts a show or two and is recently married caused a big commotion yesterday. Reason? He never wears his wedding ring except when he is on the air because it interferes with his flirting vibe and yesterday when he went to put it on it came flying out of his pocket and rolled away causing a mad scramble to get it back and a laughing production crew who told him that is what he gets for not wearing it.

Mario Lopez

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 15, 2013

This A+ list mostly movies now Academy Award winner/nominee actor has always been known for his sense of humor and willingness to do anything if it sounds fun. At least he has always claimed it. This Academy Award winner/nominee B- list actress decided to put him to the test. While making a movie together she challenged him on the very first day with a list of 20 things and bet him $25K as to who could finish the list first. The catch was that each item on the list had to be witnessed by someone who needed to sign off. there were childish things like stealing everything from the craft service table and taking it to your trailer, but there were also things like stand naked outside your trailer for 30 seconds in the daylight. Apparently they both did that and had some people watching too who were the witnesses. Another of the items was to have phone sex while on the set, loud enough for people to actually stare. They both did that too. Surprisingly, one of the items that was hardest for him to accomplish was finding five people to make out with. Apparently despite the best efforts of the very good looking actor, it took him almost the entire shoot to find five women willing to make out with him. The actress had no such problems and found five takers in a matter of minutes and had them lined up and signing off on her list. The one thing our actress did not do was have sex with the actor who tried and tried. She did end up having sex with another of her co-stars but she said it was purely a stress reliever and told him not to bother calling her, or thinking it was going to happen again.

George Clooney/Anna Kendrick

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 15, 2013

This former A list athlete who may or may not play again has had lots of celebrity girlfriends, including an A list all movie actress. His current girlfriend left him for a short time but came back. While she was gone she told friends the athlete has a serious lack of manhood. Called him pinky boy.

Alex Rodriguez

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 15, 2013

Why the rush to file for divorce? Well this married B list female athlete/celebrity wants to take her relationship public with her new guy who she started seeing while she was still with her husband. She thinks if she rushes she can make it look like they didn't get together until after the split.

Danica Patrick

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 14, 2013

This A+ list all movie actor talks a good game but there is no way he is going back to his wife or even try and make up with her. He just doesn't want the press to ask him any questions. Truth is there have been one woman after another that he has been seeing while trying to repair his marriage. The ones who share his bondage fantasies get to come back for another night. This will be revealed.

Russell Crowe/Dita Von Teese

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 14, 2013

It cost her $1000 which she had to write a check for last night after being busted by a pap, but this A list all movie actress still has never allowed herself to be photographed smoking which is shocking considering she smokes at least a pack a day. When she flies she has been known to go through a pack of nicotine gum.

Nicole Kidman

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 14, 2013

This designer and former reality star was overheard telling a guest that the designer had worked out for 8 hours a day for the past three days and not eaten because she felt she was too heavy to fit into her dress and it needed to look just right. It looked like a sack on her even though she weighs under 90 pounds. Thank goodness it covered her bones because they could hurt someone if they hit you.

Rachel Zoe

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 13, 2013

What newfound celebrity who was a nobody last week might be surprised to know that her "loving" boyfriend is not really all that faithful?

Katherine Webb

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 13, 2013

Yeah, this B- list television actress on a network show who used to be on a very hit network show before it inexplicably became awful overnight and disappeared only ended up "dating" her B list celebrity ex-boyfriend again after she broke up with her boyfriend. The ex sure did spend a lot of time with our actress when her boyfriend was committed to being in one place and could not check on the actress.

Hayden Panettiere

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 11, 2013

This former almost B+ list all movie actress dropped to a C and was hovering around a D. She tried to bring herself back up by getting involved in a relationship with what she perceived to be a bigger celebrity than her. She got some press, but it was not until she managed to get a hot television show that she began to climb back up the list. Even though she is still a B- she acts like she is A+ and expects to be treated like it. Her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star on the show called her out in front of everyone and said she got a lucky break and to treat everyone accordingly. Has not happened.

Emmy Rossum/Adam Duritz/Shameless/William Macy