CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed

January 9, 2013

This A+ list all movie actor is doing everything to try and stay young looking. He says that he is tired of having to always pay for sex so has started spray tanning his body and coloring his hair to make him look younger. The only thing he is doing is making women laugh when they see him and his horrible fake tan.

Sean Penn

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 05/05/13

Blind Items Revealed

September 20, 2012

#1 - This A+ list actor takes a break between filming movies by spending a week with one or two women who don't speak a word of English. He says it helps him to relax because he can focus strictly on the sex and pleasure and not be cluttered with words.

Sean Penn

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 1/03/13

Blind Items Revealed

November 18, 2012

This A+ all movie actor with the odd cameo now and again, was hitting on this celebrity all night at a party and told her she was the best thing ever and would not leave her side and finally she broke down and gave him her phone number and they ended the night with a little kissing and groping in a corner outside while he smoked. He said he could not wait to see her then went and picked up a woman at a bar and took her home. Called the celebrity the next day though and said he couldn't wait to see her and had been thinking about her all night.

Sean Penn/Florence Welch

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 1/01/13

Blind Items Revealed

September 8, 2012

If you are an A list all movie actress who makes a ton of money, but you have no self esteem, what do you do? Well, first of all you date guys you know are going to treat you like crap, but you got lots and lots of attention which is what she really craves. The bigger the name the more publicity she gets. That is what killed her before when she was with a notoriously shy A list movie actor. He didn't use her like the other A list actor did though. Anyway, she is in a relationship right now with just a guy and it is not enough. She wants some drama and excitement so she had a one night stand with this singer/actor/ and probable Dos Equis drinker in hopes she would get caught and get some attention. She knows her boyfriend won't leave her.


A list movie actress: Scarlett Johansson
Shy A list movie actor: Ryan Reynolds
Other A list movie actor: Sean Penn
Singer/Actor: Jared Leto

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 12/29/12

Blind Items Revealed

March 20, 2009

#2 & #3 - Both of these award winning actors are A list. #2 is an A list movie actor, while #3 got his start in movies, and is now an A list television actor. Oh. Both of them are married as well. And both of them also have child(ren). Three or four times a year they get invited to a porno shoot by one of their mutual friends. When they get there though, it is not about watching, it is about each taking a turn with every actress on the set.

Charlie Sheen & Sean Penn

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 11/10/12

Blind Items Revealed

April 3, 2008

#1 - Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.

Sean Penn

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 10/6/12

Blind Items Revealed

July 12, 2007 

 #1 Academy Award winner. 3some. Jail.

Sean Penn, Eve & a third.

Lainey: Late Night Prowling

Late Night Prowling
May 20, 2008

Recently reunited with his long time lover, this celebrated actor is supposed to be taking his new role seriously … which is why perhaps why he has spent several late nights hitting up the decadent continental club scene, rolling in at no earlier than 3am and staying til sun up. Three times in the last 5 days. And there’s nothing wrong with that…only on 2 of those nights he hasn’t left alone. They are leggy and orange and immediately replaceable. Would certainly go against the recommitment but then again, maybe that’s how the recommitment was arranged.



Sean Penn

Blind Item Reveals 01/09/08

Blind Item Reveals
May 15, 2007


So a little help with yesterday's item may be in order. How about recently filmed, but not out yet. How about our A list actor was not alone. How about he was joined by another brooding A list actor who happens to be married. No word on whether the married actor partook of the drugs but certainly did partake in the strip club fun.

Married Actor - Sean Penn

Blind Item Reveals 01/09/08

Blind Item Reveals
May 16, 2007

This older, but not aging, film, but not indies, and definitely no television, married A list actor who has been featured in this space before has a wife who really knows how to get revenge. He's been in this space because of his cheating. Excessive cheating. Enough cheating where the wife is tired of it even if it does mean giving up millions. Our actor made a little boo-boo recently. Seems as if the missus got a hold of our actor's cell phone bill. So, she decided to call EVERY number on the bill and advised the person who answered that she was calling from the Dept. of Health. She advised them that our actor had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and had provided their number, but not their name as someone with whom he had sexual contact. She advised EVERY person she called that they needed to make an appointment with their doctor as soon as possible to check for possible infection. The actor got many freaked out people calling him that day, but still doesn't know it was his wife who did the calling.

Sean Penn / Robin Wright Penn

NOTE: As far as I know Sean Penn has NO STD's. It was done by RWP simply for revenge.

Blind Items Revealed 2/7/11

Blind Items Revealed
July 28, 2010

The Director's Wife is not really known to follow her marriage vows, so it should not be surprising that she does not also respect the vows of other marriages. OK, so the guys are equally to blame. Anyway, here are a few of the married people she has had sex with.

#1 - An aging Academy Award nominee/winner actor who used to be A++ while he was married to the woman before his current wife.

#2 - Another Academy Award nominee/winner actor/director who still is A++ even though not many people like him while he was married. I guess he still is.

#1 - Michael Douglas
#2 - Sean Penn

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/11

Blind Items Revealed
May 20, 2011

This A list movie actor who is supposedly involved with an almost A list movie actress sure was not showing signs of it at a recent party. When asked how he had met his date for the night, our actor said he had called a guy who called a guy, and was not quite sure what her name was, but that she was really good in bed.

Sean Penn

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/12

Blind Items Revealed

August 5, 2011

#1 - This B- list television actress has traveled between scripted and reality television. She actually has both on the air right now. Anyway, she has been seeing this singer who is way younger than her. Not a problem because age is not the thing. The thing is he is Asian and her people want her to hide it because they feel her main African American fan base will not like it.


#3, #4, and #5 - This Academy Award winning actor. See, I actually said they won. No guessing if they won. Anyway, this Academy award winning actor who is not exactly a big pile of fun got punched in the face recently. Yep. See, it turns out that this actor made a movie with this foreign born B list actress and because our Academy actor is an a-hole, he hit on her even though she is in a serious relationship. Well, she never told her B+/A- list actor significant other about the incident until recently. What used to be a friendship between the two actors is no more, and our Academy Award actor took a beating. Glad someone did.

#1 - Lisa Raye
#3, #4, & #5 - Sean Penn, Naomi Watts, & Liev Schreiber

CDAN Blind Reveals 6/9/12

Saturday, June 09, 2012
Blind Items Revealed
November 4, 2011

This chain smoking, thinks way too much of himself, Academy Award winner/nominee still A list actor must have a way with women other than just hookers. I don't know how he does it. The guy has now started hooking up with one of his B+ list female co-stars despite the fact she is in a relationship with a soon to be A list actor. How does this guy do it? Does he have a magic peen?

Sean Penn

CDAN Blind Reveals 7/4/12

Blind Items Revealed

February 3, 2012

There is one A+ list movie actor who brought his girlfriend on the honeymoon with him. Seriously. She was on the same plane as the couple and checked into the same hotel and the wife was none the wiser at that point. It was only later in the marriage when he got caught for the 20th time that he confessed to cheating during the honeymoon too.

Sean Penn