Blind Items Revealed
October 9, 2008
Last
week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new
movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his
routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few
drinks and impressing them with his big-shot “I’m a Big Hollywood
Director” come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel
for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was
getting himself into!
Turns out that this pair of hometown
hotties weren’t as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were
certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too – but
hey, whattaya want.)
Anyway, flash forward a few hours
Our
director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He
discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all – his laptop stolen. On
the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and
several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX
sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not
surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack
of discretion.
Michael Bay
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Thursday, August 2, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
Blind Items Revealed 11/07/11
Blind Item Revealed
It's funny, because I remember the first blind item in this post clearly in my mind. It was Aubrey O'Day and someone else from that made up group of hers. I need to go back to the reveal and see who it was. It was out of control just how crazy they were acting. I had never seen anything like it until Courtney Stodden. She made them look like amateurs. If you click on the date below you can see what I mean. Crazy. Anyway, on with the reveal from that day.
August 27, 2007,
About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.
Brett Ratner/Michael Bay
It's funny, because I remember the first blind item in this post clearly in my mind. It was Aubrey O'Day and someone else from that made up group of hers. I need to go back to the reveal and see who it was. It was out of control just how crazy they were acting. I had never seen anything like it until Courtney Stodden. She made them look like amateurs. If you click on the date below you can see what I mean. Crazy. Anyway, on with the reveal from that day.
August 27, 2007,
About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.
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