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Blind Items Revealed

December 20, 2012

This A list all movie actor was told by his wife that she would leave him if he made a certain movie with a certain someone. The wife has a good friend who was hurt recently by the certain someone and there was no way the wife was going to allow her husband to be working everyday with the actress. None.

Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Kristen Stewart

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Blind Items Revealed

November 11, 2012

It turns out this B list movie actress is not so much interested in reviving a relationship with her almost A list movie actor boyfriend as it is, trying to salvage her career and getting come positive publicity from a horrible situation she put herself into. She must be a better actress than I thought because she has the actor convinced she wanted to get back together, but it is just until she can break it off in a more traditional manner. She doesn't let him kiss or touch her and has said that she hates it when he tries. She actually still talks to the one who caused it all. That is who she wants to be with.

Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson/Rupert Sanders

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Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2012

These two actresses have never got alone. Like ever. Like a Taylor Swift song ever. The problem is they were stuck together for years and had to pretend to like each other at least for the press. Now that is winding up and the full fury has begun. This almost A list movie actress sent a bunch of texts and left voice mails calling her co-star and B- list actress just about every name you can think of because the B- list actress had the nerve to talk about the almost A lister in public in what the almost A lister thought of as talking smack. It was talking smack and the B- lister told the almost A lister to f**k off and that no one will care about her or her f**king moodiness or diva-ness in a year and that no one ever liked her. They just sucked up because they didn't want to get replaced.

Kristen Stewart & Ashley Greene

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Blind Items Revealed

October 29, 2012

This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.


A list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart

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Blind Items Revealed

August 3, 2012

Lets talk about the cheating this B+ movie actor has done on his B= list actress girlfriend over the past few years. It only seems fair. Lots you will know, but many you won't. The list numbers about 10. The most salacious to me was the marriage he broke up. She used to be a B+ television actress on a very hit show. She got married and had some problems. She got back together with her husband then auditioned for a movie with our actor. The chemistry was instant. By the time they started filming her marriage was over and our actor and actress were in bed everyday. One time they were joined by one of his other long time female co-stars.

Threesomes are nothing new. Our actor and his best friend who is also an actor took an actress with them on a European trip. Sex and booze and threesomes the entire time. The actress had previously had a relationship with our actor and she even co-starred with him in another role that required sex scenes. She said they were real. Remember, this is all going on while he is dating the B+ list actress from the first paragraph.

There were always the flings with his co-stars. That happened before during and after. There was the European burlesque dancer. Oh, and a couple of models. There is the night he got drunk and made the ultimate mistake and slept with someone who should not be slept with unless you have a quadruple strength latex bodysuit. She has actually started getting work again. There was the C list Australian actress and the reality star from VH-1. Oh, there was the co-star of the actress that had her marriage broken because of him. That was an interesting one. There was the daughter of one of the director's of a movie he starred in. He told her he wanted to be with her forever, but didn't really mean it. He just wanted to sleep with her. There are a few more, but no one would know who they are.


B+ movie actor: Robert Pattinson
B- actress girlfriend: Kristin Stewart
Former B+ TV actress on a very hit show, split and got back together with husband: Emilie de Ravin "Lost"
B+ movie actor’s longtime female costar: Ashley Greene
Actor’s best friend: Tom Sturridge 
Actress who had real sex scenes when co-starring with B+ movie actor: someone from "Bel Ami"
Actress who is starting to work again: Lindsay Lohan 
C-list Australian actress: Sophie Monk
Reality star from VH-1: Paris Hilton
Co-star of Former B+ TV Actress: Maggie Grace
Director’s daughter from movie he just starred in: Caitlin Cronenberg

BG: Solved 07/20/12

Rubbers Booze Camera
 
SOLVED!
[NationalEnquirer]  Which super-famous young star was recently spotted making a late-night drugstore run for condoms, booze and a disposable camera? The 22-year-old actress is supposedly dating her equally famous film co-star, but he was nowhere in sight.
SOLVED!
It’s Kristen Stewart! Source: Blind Gossip and Everywhere
So 22-year-old actress Kristen Stewart had an affair with her Snow White Director Rupert Sanders. They were filmed dining and canoodling and hugging and kissing and lying on top of each other and steaming up car windows by Us Weekly Magazine in May, June, and July of this year.
Although The National Enquirer ran the blind, Us Weekly did a very thorough job of breaking the story (complete with photos). They have multiple items on their site detailing every bit of the affair, from baseball caps to apologies. The best part was Kristen’s apology:

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Meh. In our book, three months isn’t “momentary”.
Fox News ran a story with an interesting headline. “Kristen Stewart: From Hollywood’s highest paid actress to its second most famous home wrecker”. (Translation: Don’t worry, Angelina, you may be #2 in earnings, but you’re still #1 in home-wrecking!)
PR expert Glenn Selig … was perplexed by the melodramatic nature of the [apology] “…so over-the-top and so dramatic it’s almost like they believe they’re starring in their very own movie,” he said. “It’s very bizarre and strange, even by Hollywood standards.”

We agree. To add to the strangeness, Kristen insists that they never had sex. Even though the affair went on for months. Kristen Stewart must think that people are really dumb. You don’t need condoms and alcohol and disposable cameras for kissing. But we will admit that it was smart of her to grab a disposable camera. Those suckers can’t be hacked.

Interestingly, Stewart lamented to Elle Magazine earlier this summer that her life was too “boring.”

“You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f**king happen to me. Just life,” she said. “I want someone to f**k me over!”

It looks like she may have done that all by herself.

Everybody got this right, but NJacksonOO was first! Congratulations!

Finally, here is a lovely photo of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders. Kristen is impeccably dressed for her interview at Goldman Sachs after the premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman.

CDAN Blind Reveals 7/4/12

Blind Items Revealed

May 8, 2012

It has been an interesting few weeks for this celebrity couple. The couple, part of a huge franchise and consisting of a B+/A- movie actor andmovie actreess have always managed to give the impression they are a couple, when in reality they are not. It has never been that big of an issue until lately. With the exception of some flings our actor had on set with some of his co-stars, he has managed to keep everything he has done on the side on the down low. The actress has always loved the friendship and relationship the two have had although it has been entirely asexual. She does not really have feelings for anyone, whether it be male or female in a sexual way and has loved being part of a relationship without actually being in a relationship. Make sense? Well, although it works for her, it has not always worked for the actor. He would love to play the field and take advantage of all the women who want to be with him. Not in a Gerard Butler kind of way, but at least have some fun. Most of the time his drinking keeps him from getting too interested as that is by far his first love. Unbeknownst to the actress though, the actor has maintained a steady group of two or three other women who he spends time with which satisfies his needs. If the actress were to find out about them or if the relationships would be made public then she would be forced to answer questions about this long time relationship and move on which is something she is loathe to do. She likes being insulated. The problem is the actor has been seeing someone more frequently who is growing impatient and wants to be seen with our actor in public. She wants a real relationship and not just one consisting of random hotel rooms and hookups at his place when the actress is out of town. It got so bad that in the past two weeks, the woman actually showed up on the set where our actor was filming and he had to pass off the woman as an obssessed fan which our actress did not entirely believe. Also, a former lover of the actor who also happens to be a co-star got drunk with the couple and began revealing details of the relationship she had with the actor and did so loudly. She also saw the "obsessed fan," and said, "That looks exactly like the girl you showed me last year who you said was just your type and you were going to try and meet her." Although our couple headed back home together, apparently neither of them have stayed there together since the fateful time on set.

Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart/Ashley Greene