Showing posts with label Jeremy Piven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeremy Piven. Show all posts

Monday, July 15, 2013

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 06/15/13

Blind Items Revealed


December 30, 2012

This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5am to go get him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can.

Jeremy Piven

Friday, February 22, 2013

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 1/12/13

Blind Items Revealed

August 5, 2009

This B list cable television and sometime feature movie actor recently took part in a contest with an organization which allowed for several lucky winners to meet him at an event. Everything went fine, but our actor seemed to spend a great deal of time focusing on one female fan in particular. He focused in on her so much that they ended up having sex in his dressing room at the event. What neither of them realized at first was the walls in the dressing rooms were paper thin. They finally realized it when they could hear the people in the surrounding dressing rooms laughing at them because the actor kept asking the fan during sex if she liked f**king a star.

Jeremy Piven

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 10/27/12

Blind Items Revealed

December 6, 2007

#2 B list television actor known for being a jackass here and in other places has a new game. He hits on women almost constantly and can't remember their names or phone numbers or who is who and where he met them. What he does is arrange for all of them is to schedule a lunch for 1pm three days a week. If any of them show up, he buys them lunch. One or more. He then takes whoever wants to go, back to his place for some afternoon fun. At least once a week he gets busy though and fails to show up at the restaurant. Since he doesn't remember their names or numbers and could care less if he stands them up, they are often left waiting, sometimes a small group of them. The restaurant is perfectly aware of who they are waiting for, and will often all our actor's assistant to find out if he is in fact going to be at lunch. If he isn't coming the staff will send them home.

Jeremy Piven

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/09

Blind Items Revealed
April 22, 2009

This B list television and movie actor is more famous for his current television role, than any movie in which he has appeared. Filming of his show is delayed by hours everyday, because our actor refuses or is unwilling to learn his lines each day and therefore necessitates take after take after take for him to finish his scenes.

Jeremy Piven

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/10

Blind Items Revealed
Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn't know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them.

Jeremy Piven

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/2011

Blind Items Revealed
January 26, 2011

This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, "Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.

Jeremy Piven

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/12

Blind Items Revealed
July 22, 2011

#1 & #2 - What celebrity father who had a reality show is not talking to his celebrity daughter. The reason? Apparently despite the fact he is married, he was jealous when he found out his daughter was sleeping with her boyfriend.

#3 - Which B list actor from a hit cable show who has a bigger ego than brain was telling someone he thought was an actress how he had seen her work and thought she was great and they should go to his hotel room and he could give her some help and advice on her acting career. Turns out it was one of the women from the US Soccer team. Instead of giving up, our actor started saying how she could be an actress and they should go to his hotel room and he could give her some advice.

#4 & #5 - It is one thing to be stepping out with someone other than your girlfriend of many years, but when you do so with her assistant, that is another thing entirely. Oh, I guess I should identify the participants. Well, for one they were both way bigger a few years ago. The guy used to be an A list singer and rapper. Now? B- on a good day. His significant other? She used to be B back in the day, but now is probably just remembered because her name is easy to remember. Oh, and this will be revealed.

#1 & #2 - Hulk Hogan & Brooke Hogan
#3 - Jeremy Piven
#4 & # 5 - Nelly & Ashanti