CDAN Blind Items Revealed 06/30/13

Blind Items Revealed

October 21, 2012

What former B+ list pop singer who has not sung in years is now more famous for fashion and reality television could not speak for almost a week because her doctor went overboard plumping up her lips. She had to eat all her food with a straw for a week which she actually loved because she had nothing but milkshakes. Even now, she starts drooling sometimes because she can't get her mouth open enough.

Jessica Simpson

Blind Item Reveals 01/01/2008

Blind Item Reveals
October 6, 2007


#1 This blonde, female singer was hit on Sunday night by another woman. When the singer realized what was going on, she replied, "Ewwww. That's sick." How about that for some tolerance huh?



Jessica Simpson

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/09

Blind Items Revealed
February 13, 2009

#1 & #2 - This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she did keep the presents.

#3 - This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would probably be a B at best but I wouldn't argue if you called her a C. Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves.

#1 - Carrie Underwood
#2 - Tony Romo
#3 - Jessica Simpson

Blind Items Revealed 02/02/11

Blind Items Revealed
December 17, 2010

#1 - This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

Jessica Simpson

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/11

Blind Items Revealed
April 8, 2011

#3 & #4 - Speaking of A list celebrity couples. Well, not really, because only the woman is. The guy is a hanger on. Anyway, earlier this week they visited her lawyer to talk about a pre-nup. Apparently the yelling got so loud, there was a crowd around the conference room where the meeting was being held. This went on for an hour. Now I wonder whether the wedding will even take place.

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/12

Blind Items Revealed
July 8, 2011

#1 & #2 - Which former almost A list singer threatened to walk off the show for which she was recently hired, unless she got a raise and top billing. She did this because of a new hire to the show she cannot stand.


#3 & 4 - When this couple started dating she was still A list to much of the world even though her talent has probably dropped. But hey, you don't get to be a one worder unless you are great. Anyway, at dinner she told her boyfriend that she was going to suck him raw and then proceeded to crawl under the table and do just that. I wonder if he imagined it was a guy

#1 & #2 - Jessica Simpson & Nicole Richie

#3 & #4 - Liza Minelli & David Gest

CDAN Blind Reveals 2/4/12

Saturday, February 04, 2012
Blind Items Revealed
December 26, 2011

This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.

Jessica Simpson

CDAN Blind Reveals 7/4/12

Blind Items Revealed

June 10, 2012

Two couples and two babies but so entwined. So, the first couple to get pregnant consists of a female celebrity who used to be a singer and probably wishes she still was and that people would come watch her perform. Meanwhile she will just keep doing things here and there on tv and doing regular work too. She loved having the attention of being pregnant and having the world focused on her and then along comes this other couple. This couple consists of a female celebrity who just tries to keep working and her husband who also used to be a singer and probably wishes he still was and that people would come watch him perform. Meanwhile he will just keep doing things here and there on tv. As soon as celebrity couple #2 became pregnant, celebrity female #1 started talking smack non stop top anyone who would listen about the other couple. I mean we are talking world class trash talking here. Who knew she had it in her. Meanwhile the celebrity female #2 wanted people to stop talking about female celebrity #1's baby all the time. Unlike female celebrity #1 though, she did not talk smack to anyone and just let it all fall off her shoulders and has been amazingly nice. Well, the two worlds collided a few months ago in a big way. It turns out the celebrity females have the same doctor and ended up having an appointment at exactly the same time. The two of them in a waiting room together. Pretending the other didn't exist. No one else there. Just the two of them. Not even a word. Not even an acknowledgment.

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson/Nick Lachey & Vanessa Lachey