Blind Items Revealed 8/25/12

Blind Items Revealed
February 5, 2007

Just because prostitution is legal in certain parts of Nevada does not really excuse or explain what this 80's A list actor was doing propositioning models to spend some time with him in his hotel room recently. Our actor was at an event which featured women hosts and presenters and was too lazy to try and just hit on them. Instead he went up to each model and offered them $5000 to spend the night with him. Most were just disgusted at the offer, but it seems as if our actor finally found two who were willing to spend the night with this loved everywhere but here actor.

The Hoff

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/10

Blind Items Revealed
Friday, November 20, 2009

#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.

#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.

#1 - The Hoff
#4 & #5 - Levi Johnson & AnnaLynne McCord

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/10

Blind Items Revealed
January 11, 2010

I guess this actor used to be B list. In a technical sense he might have been an A lister in television. He is a C now. I don't think once you have risen as high as he was that you can ever go down to D. Anyway, our actor who has been around for awhile has a bit of a booze problem. OK, a big booze problem. Well he decided to take his child/dren to a premiere and got absolutely hammered out of his mind on booze. He then got hot and had his shirt unbuttoned and open and was just a mess. Someone from the studio took him home but it was really embarrassing.

The Hoff