Blind Items Revealed
October 5, 2011
You
know, it has been awhile since I have had a jackass blind. Not that
most of the people are not jackasses or have jackholian behavior to get
them in here, but this is just a straight up, I am better than you, do
you know who I am kind of situation that begs for the additional
specificity of calling it a jackass blind. Do you like that word
jackholian? It is kind of my tribute to Beavis and Butthead. I am
Cornholio.
About a week or two ago, this unfortunately B list
R&B singer who I wish desperately was a F or even lower was in a
city for a concert. Because it was not the largest city, of course our
singer thought he was the most important person in the city. Prior to
the concert, the singer went to a store in a mall and was throwing
merchandise around, making a mess, being loud and obnoxious (every other
word from his mouth was an f-bomb). One of the workers in the store was
following behind to clean up after the mess but was too intimidated to
say anything to him.
So then the manager comes out and asks the
singer to stop being so destructive and to relax and for he and his
friends to please stop making a mess in the store. He had brought three
other guys with him and according to rumor they were probably just not
hanging out if you know what I mean. The singer then asked for the
manager. Unfortunately for him, the woman he was addressing was the
manager and told him. He then said, "Don't you know who I am?" No, I
mean seriously he actually said those words. He then said he could buy
out the entire store if he wanted. Here is a quote from the manager in
the store which I love. "I was so thrilled when I got to tell him that
yes, I knew who he was but didn't care, and that he needed to stop
acting like a disrespectful jerk. I actually laughed when he said "Don't
you know who I am?"
At that point, the singer walked out.
Chris Brown