Showing posts with label Chris Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Brown. Show all posts

Friday, July 19, 2013

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed


January 21, 2013

This a-hole of a singer was at a club for five minutes when a group of women approached him. He said he was busy and wanted to know which one, if any would have sex with him right then. One woman said she would so they went upstairs to a hotel room and had sex and then came back down after.

Chris Brown

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/12

Blind Items Revealed
July 15, 2011

#1 - This actress is probably a B-. You would all know her, but whenever she gets a lead in something it always fails. In supporting roles though it seems like she is in every movie and television show. She is everywhere. She is also getting a little bit older. That does not mean she is not still gorgeous, because she is. Apparently though, she loves her teens though because the guy she was spotted making out with and grabbing his ass, just turned 18. Hey, it's legal and it is not like a guy would not do the same thing.

#2 & #3 - How would you like to be married to someone for a few years and have sex only a handful of times. Well, that is exactly the type of marriage a former A list movie actress and Academy Award winner/nominee has with her celebrity husband. They do always seem a little strained. Maybe a quickie would help.

#4 & #5 & #6- This A list singer recently broke up with her celebrity boyfriend because she was cheating on him and he found out. Hey, it happens and probably not blind item worthy. However, it is who she was cheating on him with that caused all the drama. Lets just say the entire world would freak out if they knew this singer was having sex with this other singer. Oh yeah, this will be revealed. Don't you worry about that.

#1 - Heather Graham
#2 & #3 - Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
#4 & #5 & #6 - Rihanna, Matt Kemp, & Chris Brown

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/12

Blind Items Revealed
October 5, 2011

You know, it has been awhile since I have had a jackass blind. Not that most of the people are not jackasses or have jackholian behavior to get them in here, but this is just a straight up, I am better than you, do you know who I am kind of situation that begs for the additional specificity of calling it a jackass blind. Do you like that word jackholian? It is kind of my tribute to Beavis and Butthead. I am Cornholio.


About a week or two ago, this unfortunately B list R&B singer who I wish desperately was a F or even lower was in a city for a concert. Because it was not the largest city, of course our singer thought he was the most important person in the city. Prior to the concert, the singer went to a store in a mall and was throwing merchandise around, making a mess, being loud and obnoxious (every other word from his mouth was an f-bomb). One of the workers in the store was following behind to clean up after the mess but was too intimidated to say anything to him.

So then the manager comes out and asks the singer to stop being so destructive and to relax and for he and his friends to please stop making a mess in the store. He had brought three other guys with him and according to rumor they were probably just not hanging out if you know what I mean. The singer then asked for the manager. Unfortunately for him, the woman he was addressing was the manager and told him. He then said, "Don't you know who I am?" No, I mean seriously he actually said those words. He then said he could buy out the entire store if he wanted. Here is a quote from the manager in the store which I love. "I was so thrilled when I got to tell him that yes, I knew who he was but didn't care, and that he needed to stop acting like a disrespectful jerk. I actually laughed when he said "Don't you know who I am?"

At that point, the singer walked out.

Chris Brown

Monday, July 23, 2012

CDAN Blind Reveals 01/01/12

Saturday, January 07, 2012
Blind Items Revealed
December 20, 2011

#3 - This a-hole R&B singer is stepping out on his current girlfriend. Hopefully she does not confront him about it.

Chris Brown