CDAN Blind Items Revealed 07/04/13

Blind Items Revealed

January 17, 2013

This former B list television actress from a very hit show does absolutely nothing now except dump money into a money losing venture. Things have got so bad that our actress doesn't even have enough money to pay all the parking tickets she has accumulated throughout the last year and as a result is driving on expired tags. Her boyfriend has been giving her money to live, but nothing extra to dig her out of her hole.

Mischa Barton

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 05/19/13

Blind Items Revealed

November 23, 2012

This C- list actress was once a big deal on television and it was not that long ago. At the time she thought she was too good for the hit network show and wanted to move on. She has moved on, but not to much. Somehow she supports herself through appearances and the occasional modeling job. She had found a boyfriend after a bunch of horrible relationships and she thought this boyfriend was the one and even got a tattoo. He convinced her to have a threesome with another woman who was a friend of the actress. Once they did he started dating the friend and broke up with the actress.

Mischa Barton

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 1/01/13

Blind Items Revealed

July 22, 2012

This former almost A list television actress who is now lucky to be a C lister who gets any parts in movies or television but still has almost A list name recognition has some terrible luck with guys. She probably has the worst luck of any celebrity name that you would recognize. She has had her issues in the past. Drugs, booze. An arrest. But, she still gets modeling work and some acting work too. Anyway, the last five guys she has dated. That's right five guys, kind of like the hamburger chain which is where I will now have to eat my lunch have all cheated on her either on their first date or within two days of them going out. Our actress is acting way too desperate for a guy and is sleeping with them all the first date. One of them she slept with when he came to pick her up and later that night he got serviced at a club by another woman. The others have all had their fun and then have had fun with others while still having fun with our actress. She finds out and dumps them, but she needs to change her whole dating philosophy. Hopefully by the time this gets revealed in January she will have found a guy to make her happy.

Mischa Barton

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 12/22/12

Blind Items Revealed

January 30, 2009

#1 & 2- This must be obvious week or something because this is about the fifth or sixth one that has been really easy. This one is not difficult, nor that juicy, or even blind item worthy, but it is funny as hell. This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. "Oh, I'm just with her because she can't get a job to save her life and wants the publicity." There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.

Mischa Barton/Luke Pritchard from The Kooks

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 10/13/12

Blind Items Revealed

August 24, 2007

#2 This female, who is a former A list television star and B list film actress had to have her stomach pumped a few months ago because she ate a brownie laced with more than the pot she thought was in it. Turns out some friends of friends brought the special brownies, while she thought she was eating brownies prepared by friends. It happened after all the guests had left, but the hosts were still there. She started freaking out within 10-15 minutes, and then collapsed. A private doctor at the resort was called in and her stomach pumped.

Mischa Barton

Lainey Reveal: Two Girls, One Limo

Two girls, one limo
July 22, 2009

Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to …

The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. To give however… well… suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself.



Revealed by Lainey to be Mischa Barton and Lindsey Lohan.

Blind Item Reveals 12/31/2007

Blind Item Reveals
July 27, 2007

#2 The funny thing is this B list couple are going to stores together and buying things for his boyfriend's home not his home or her home as they want everyone to believe.

#3 I'm not really one for royalty blind items because I don't know any, but I do know that recently there was some royalty that hit the OC hard. (you can take that however you want, but I don't think they were physically hanging out at Laguna Beach.)

#2 - Rachel Bilson/Hayden Christensen
#3 - Prince Harry and Mischa Barton

Blind Item Reveals 07/04/08

Blind Item Reveals
February 14, 2008


#1 Out of the spotlight and out of the country, this B list or maybe C list film and television actress has been back to her old ways. Full of remorse here doesn't necessarily apply overseas as our actress proved by drinking until puking and doing more pot smoking than an entire audience at a Cypress Hill concert. She has been enjoying her freedom so much, she is planning on staying overseas permanently. Yay!

Mischa Barton

Blind Items Revealed 07/04/10

Blind Items Revealed
February 26, 2010

#1 - This former B list television and sometime very bad movie actress who is now a C with great name recognition has had some very public drug, alcohol and other drama issues this past year. Well, I am happy to report that she is now 60 days sober. This, despite the fact that she spends all her time with a drug dealer.

Mischa Barton

Update - This was written awhile ago. She is still doing great and dropped the drug dealer.

Blind Items Revealed 01/01/11

Blind Items Revealed
October 11, 2010

Although I am working, I realize it is a holiday for most of North America today, so I thought I would make this really easy for you.

This former B list television actress and now a C- list mess who was once on a very hit network show which is long gone ran into her old flame over the weekend. He is a celebrity but is known for something that is not really celebrity related. Anyway, he hit on our actress over the weekend despite the fact he was with someone. When the actress brought it up, our male celebrity said, "She doesn't mind. She will join in if you want." Our actress took a pass.

Mischa Barton being hit on by Cisco Adler

CDAN Blind Reveals 3/24/12

Saturday, March 24, 2012
Blind Items Revealed
November 11, 2011

#3 - This former B+ list television actress from a very hit teen drama type show and now pretty much always unemployed but still pap worthy when spotted actress faced a $10,000 cleaning bill when she recently left her apartment in the middle of a lease. She could not afford to pay the lease and owed the cleaning bill because apparently she could not be bothered to ever take her dog outside and was very bad at cleaning the messes up.

Mischa Barton