CDAN Blind Items Revealed 05/18/13

Blind Items Revealed

October 24, 2012

This A list all movie actress is filming her latest movie outside the country after a recent breakup. So far she has refused to eat any food that she does not recognize, or that is not from America. She also has complained about her accommodations and has been moved four times to try and make her happy. She has yelled at the crew constantly and thinks every guy who talks to her is hitting on her and has decreed that only people who have speaking scenes with her are actually allowed to speak to her.

Scarlett Johansson

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 05/12/13

Blind Items Revealed

October 14, 2012

This A list all movie actress recently split with her boyfriend because she just realized she was not as into S&M as she thought. Being tied up and dominated was fun for awhile, but just like most everything in her life, her attention span is fleeting. What she thought was going to be a lifetime has already turned into something else and someone else. She is back to wanting to be a singer again.

Scarlett Johansson

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 03/03/13

Blind Items Revealed

July 30, 2007

#1 This A list film actress and really she is one of the very few, seems to have been working her magic again. Her magic that causes men to drool and do stupid things. Her latest victim is a B lister but if going by talent alone would be A list all the way. Long term girlfriend is no more all because he has mistaken our actress's on set affection and confused it with true love which is definitely NOT on her to do list. The actor is on the to do list if you know what I mean, but not true love.

Scarlett Johansson & Javier Bardem (My how times have changed. Scarlett would probably be B+ now)

CDAN Blind Items Revealed 1/01/13

Blind Items Revealed

September 8, 2012

If you are an A list all movie actress who makes a ton of money, but you have no self esteem, what do you do? Well, first of all you date guys you know are going to treat you like crap, but you got lots and lots of attention which is what she really craves. The bigger the name the more publicity she gets. That is what killed her before when she was with a notoriously shy A list movie actor. He didn't use her like the other A list actor did though. Anyway, she is in a relationship right now with just a guy and it is not enough. She wants some drama and excitement so she had a one night stand with this singer/actor/ and probable Dos Equis drinker in hopes she would get caught and get some attention. She knows her boyfriend won't leave her.


A list movie actress: Scarlett Johansson
Shy A list movie actor: Ryan Reynolds
Other A list movie actor: Sean Penn
Singer/Actor: Jared Leto

Lainey Reveal: Ladies’ Room Encounter with That Girl

Ladies’ Room Encounter with That Girl
March 21, 2011

She’s the girl who isn’t friendly with the other girls when they go out with the guys. In a large group, she rarely speaks to females. Instead, she focuses all of her attention on the men – attempts to impress them by spewing out facts she’s read in the newspaper, verbatim, without much analysis, as they try to look at her breasts. During her last relationship, whenever she was in a multi-couple situation, she’d make no attempt to engage the other women. Rather, she’d spend most of her time flirting with the boyfriends and husbands, careful not to cross the line, but not exactly hiding the fact that her preferred company is male.

But she’s not only not a girls’ girl, she’s also That Girl. The kind of girl who only knows how to put other girls down. She was in the ladies’ room recently at a private event, a private no-fans non-civilian event, standing next to an industry type at the counter. The other woman complimented her on her appearance, something to effect of: that’s a great dress, it looks amazing on you …

And her answer?

Hear this with a sneer:

“Is this the moment when I’m supposed to tell you that you look good too?”

And walked away.

Friends? Please. Her “friends” are either relatives or assistants. Because otherwise, really, why would you ever want to be?

It’s not Katherine Heigl. It’s not Kate Hudson.


A hint and SMUT Soiree reveal that the bitch in the bathroom is Scarlett Johansson.

Blind Item Reveals 12/31/2007

Blind Item Reveals
August 2, 2007

#2 There is an A- film actress filming a movie with a B+ actress and they haven't spoken an unnecessary word to each other on the set of their latest movie. Seems the two don't see eye to eye on many issues and can't stand each other. The last straw was that the A- actress felt that the B+ actress was hijacking the movie by threatening to not do the part unless she got more money and perks than the A- actress. The B+ actress told everyone that she was the better actress, and definitely worth more to the film. The B+ actress didn't get the extra dough, but made a bad relationship even worse.

Scarlett Johansson / Penelope Cruz