This is the blind that broke 1,000 hearts. Ted Casablanca goofed and posted the subject of a blind items real name. E Online fixed it, and Ted for that matter. He was fired and his long term column ended. But the ladies over at Blind Items Exposed got a copy of the original blind before the edit:
New from Ted today... kickin' it old school with two random Vices in one -
Blind Vice: Double Devious Doings!
Oh, what a tangled website we weave, when at first we practice to
deceive. That's what one of those crusty writer guys said, right?
OK, maybe not exactly, but conniving, breasty Harriet Talons sure had that in mind when she backstabbed so many people on her current hit show, her own network's
New York website is currently weighing whether or not to write a
scathing exposé on Harriet's behind-the-scenes shenanigans—they're that
damn impressive.
Back in Hollywood, but equally as stealth—and to far more sexy
results—would be an Oscar-nominated star's party behavior. Want to hear
what Freddie Friction picked up along with his cocktail?
A date!
And it's weird on so many levels: Just like Harriet, who tells the
world constantly (mostly in women's magazines) how down-to-earth and shy
and humble she is, Jeremy's been busy spinning a similar ersatz media
presence. For instance, he often talks about how "straight" he is. Like,
a lot.
Isn't it fascinating how very unlike Crescent Cumquat and Topher Hairy-Tuchus—who
often depend on extravagant online shenanigans to hook up with guys
they fancy—Freddie is. He just asked a guy home at a recent N.Y. party!
Right in front of everybody!
And even though the party dude who Freddie asked back to his place was completely shocked, he did manage to say yes, in case you were wondering.
Yeah, maybe it was kinda stupid for Freddie (who we hear is a tad on
the old-fashioned side) to let this all go down in the open, but hey,
makes more sense than Craigslist, huh? Less of a trail…
I think Freddie's gonna be a crafty one, just like Harriet. In fact, I'm sure of it!
AND IT AIN'T: Felicity Huffman and Chord Overstreet, Joan Rivers and Zac Efron, Betty White and Robert Pattinson
Please use the label below for the links to our previous Harriet Talons BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.
Top suspect for Harriet Talons: Teri Hatcher
Top suspect for Freddie Friction: Jeremy Renner
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