Blind Items Revealed
Friday, November 20, 2009
#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor
and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday,
our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are
going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring
shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The
herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze
on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night
before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had
ever kicked out anyone.
#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you
are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A
list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally
making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up
to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who
is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the
horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?"
When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned
away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.
#1 - The Hoff
#4 & #5 - Levi Johnson & AnnaLynne McCord
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