Blind Items Revealed
October 25, 2010
#1
- Nothing juicy about this, or particularly blind worthy, but it is
funny so thought I would make it a blind. This fantastically funny talk
show host who is now an actor on a struggling to stay on the air
television show called up a friend of his. The friend was not home or
the friend's wife, but the nanny was. Instead of just leaving a message,
our talk show host decided to talk and talk and talk. It kind of went
like this. “This is ______ calling, have you seen my show [the talk
show, not the sitcom]? You should tell all of your friends to watch, and
then I will have one million viewers. And can you call the president of
__ and tell him that you love it? Thanks!” He kept going on and on even
after the nanny told him she would take a message.
#2 - This
former A+ Olympic athlete who really needs to step it up if he does not
want to embarrass himself at the next one, really should put some
curtains in his windows. All of his neighbors are keeping a running
tally of the number of women he has brought back to his place and even
have scorecards they flash after the event has been completed.
#1 - Joel McHale
#2 - Michael Phelps
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