Blind Items Revealed
October 9, 2008
Last
week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new
movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his
routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few
drinks and impressing them with his big-shot “I’m a Big Hollywood
Director” come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel
for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was
getting himself into!
Turns out that this pair of hometown
hotties weren’t as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were
certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too – but
hey, whattaya want.)
Anyway, flash forward a few hours
Our
director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He
discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all – his laptop stolen. On
the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and
several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX
sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not
surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack
of discretion.
Michael Bay
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